I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.
i need to kiss you asap or else ill die probably
whore | in this moment | "but let me tell you something baby, you love me for everything you hate me for"
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
You have too much time on your hands.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.